Age 40, Male
Dog Trainer
Bellevue, WA
Joined on 10/4/15
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Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Better go see a doctor!
There go my hopes and dreams.
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Tactical nuke, incoming!
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Start the game for the first time.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Splat! She's flat for real now.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You have crossed the moral event horizon.